Day 11 - Favorite quote?

Well I could go with the funny: “Inconceivable!”

or the dramatic: “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.”

or the impressively morbid: “Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, ‘Dear God! What is that thing,’ will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”

yeah I’m going with morbid.

frenchwhorn:

*clever joke about whatever meme is popular right now*

alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

winchesterinengland:

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

It Has Been A Long Time Since I Talked To You And I Feel Uncomfortable Saying Anything Now Please Talk To Me First: The Spinoff Series by me

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic

here is rare footage of a Weird Al breaching the surface of the panel table

glorfyndel:

kili don’t jinx it

glorfyndel:

kili don’t jinx it

mistergandalf:

alternate ending to the third hobbit movie

thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili

and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life

and everyone lives happily ever after

thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker

the end

myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

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